you are my laptop
my only laptop
you make me happy
when the skies are grey
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
so please dont take
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
Happy Birthday Hermione Jean Granger (19 September, 1979)
re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything
these are seriously my favorite pictures ever
The evolution of my cell phones during four years of high school. I dropped all three in the toilet at one point, the iPhone died, the Razr survived and the Nokia broke the toilet.
IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF
I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.
if you don’t recognize trans women as real women and trans men as real men get the fuck away from me
Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man Jensen is.
He was number 1.