My name is Claudia and James McAvoy is perfection.
My name is Claudia and James McAvoy is perfection.

nov2nd1983:

I bet Dean used to read Green Eggs and Ham to Sam when they were younger.

Sam would probably get so excited whenever Dean would say his name in the book and be like “Dean, that’s my name! I’m in the book!” and Dean would just laugh and agree.

I bet after a while, Dean would just stop reading the “Sam I am” part and would look at Sam to cue him to say it while pointing at himself all happy and excited.

deducecanoe:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

deducecanoe:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry

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astonishingly:

my hobbies include: eating, sleeping, listening to music and being on tumblr

REBLOG if you are hella bored and wouldn’t mind some curious anons.

booksyrup:

First lines are so important.

In books, in plays, in letters, in emails, in movies, in meeting people… 

Sometimes first lines can determine whether or not the next line will be the last. 

…and sometimes first lines can determine whether or not the next line will be the beginning of many.

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

geckopuff87:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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Hahah these are too funny

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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babyferaligator:

no mom you’re grounded

leperduaigle:

In honor of September 1st. ❤
 

leperduaigle:

In honor of September 1st.