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rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

17 minutes ago with 517032 notes  - via / source




open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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Happy Birthday Hermione Jean Granger (19 September, 1979)

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re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

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joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

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thewinchesterswagger:

The evolution of my cell phones during four years of high school. I dropped all three in the toilet at one point, the iPhone died, the Razr survived and the Nokia broke the toilet.

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bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

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cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

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anxius:

if you don’t recognize trans women as real women and trans men as real men get the fuck away from me

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2 hours ago with 84651 notes  - via / source




aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

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Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man Jensen is.

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He was number 1.

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