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ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead



adele-dazeems-cheekbones:

krystal-cage:

Some people were a little confused so I made this.

Good, I thought I was the only one to think this


crazysience:

Me before social events


bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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omg


Sherlock AU: What if Moriarty’s bomb at the pool exploded? Whilst Sherlock miraculously survives, the same can’t be said for John.


martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!


  • King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France: send funds to America

theducktah:

do you have those friends on tumblr 

that you pretty much never talk to 

but you follow them and they follow you 

and whenever you see them on your dash 

it just makes you smile and you’re so happy they’re there 

and yet you’ve still barely spoken to one another 

because i have a few of those 

and i love you to bits okay 


tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

icallthisonethebluesteel:

girlwithdemonblood:

At the end of season 3 in Supernatural we see Dean is wearing the Samulet in hell. 

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But in the first episode of season 4 Sam returns the Samulet to Dean 

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That means Deans soul was wearing the Samulet in hell. 

His fucking soul was wearing it

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I hate the people who figure stuff like this out because ya’ll make me feel pain almost more than the actual show


highmiranda:

takentoglasgow:

this film was a masterpiece

bottom left is just fucking hilarious


oomshi:

do me for the vine


deathby-chanel:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

This fucked me up


avolating:

there’s nothing worse than seeing someone who deserves the world and the best it offers being treated unfairly and you can see them slowly being broken